You've all seen them. Here are some of my favorite. Feel free to add more in the comments.
The
Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The
sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the
Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies,
don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember
in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much
about you.
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Don't
let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss
Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure
to the congregation.
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For
those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next
Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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Irving
Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their
school days.
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A
bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At
the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight
new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts
are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please
place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want
remembered.
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The
church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck
supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The
ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday
afternoon.
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This
evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the
Church. Bring a blanket and come
prepared to sin.
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Ladies
Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The
pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him
their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low
Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The
eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight
Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side
entrance.
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The
Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I
Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".
1 comment:
If I'm honest (probably for most of us)...every once in a while, you run across someone you'd like to s̶a̶y̶ ̶"̶h̶e̶l̶l̶"̶ ̶t̶o̶ ...but I'm pretending I didn't admit to that desire.
:::very innocent look:::
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